It’s that time of year again! Steam is having a craaaazeee sale, meaning that bargains are to be had. Lucky it’s online and not a physical store, otherwise you’d be getting those terrible situations where people get crushed to death when they all run for the women’s shoes discount rack.
So sit in the comfort of your own home, move your mouse over to this link here, and click on it, purchasing Jolly Rover for a paltry US$3.40 (that’s SIXTY SIX PERCENT OFF!). Then it’s just a matter of enjoying yourself – but I can’t help you there.
Or, if you’re feeling particularly generous, you could even gift it to a friend, too! Because you’re so nice. I’ve been telling everyone that, don’t make me look bad now – it’d be awkward for all concerned.