Dead Men Tell No Sales

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day again! You may be wondering why I’m not writing this in pirate lingo – well, it says nothing about WRITING. But let’s celebrate anyway!

Effective immediately, Jolly Rover is now available at the lucrative price of only $4.99! That’s cheaper than all of this stuff! Still not satisfied? Well then, here’s a picture of Tim Curry pointing a pistol at Kermit the Gorf Frog:

You don't need an alt tag for this one. It's TIM CURRY WITH MUPPETS.

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One Response to Dead Men Tell No Sales

  1. I still think you should write it in pirate lingo :D
    and please no shoot,will do anything you ask . Lets have some fun finally .